Okay, I need help here. I’m pretty bad at cussing. That’s not to say I do it a lot (I don’t), it’s just that when I do it’s not particularly original and I tend to simply repeat it with gradually increasing vehemence/shock/horror etc. You get the idea *grin*. I thought I might ask you guys (cause you’re such a dodgy bunch ;p) and see if anyone has any particularly different and/or amusing cussing lines. In fact, I’m thinking this’ll make a fun competition!
Your choice of e-book from my slide show above. I’ll gift the winner that book in whatever e-format you require.
What you need for a chance to win!
An original, ideally amusing, cuss that you don’t mind being potentially poached. If you have one you love that’s all yours that you DON’T want to see elsewhere then don’t enter it in this. The ideal cuss would be relatively succinct and as nonsensical as you like. Here are a couple of ideas to get you going.
‘Holy suspender belt batman!’
‘Son of a biscuit!’
But honestly, the more ridiculous and easy to say, the better. Even if it’s getting a ‘normal’ cuss line very, very wrong (as sometimes happens when you think you overhear something *grin*).
So each cuss is a chance to win and if you tweet/facebook/blog about this silly little comp, include me in it so I can see and I’ll give you another chance to win. Make sure to peruse the books above and see which you’d like!
Oh, and do you have an ebook you’d like added to my slideshow? Get in touch, either via the comments or my contact form J
Take care all!
The Arrival, available for free right here on this blog!
Awakening on Amazon or UK Amazon or in Epub format right here on my blog (the bright yellow buttons on left!)