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A Funny! Creative Puns for Educated Minds

July 28, 2010 by Nicole 8 Comments

Enjoy people *grin* and many thanks to BE for her entertaining e-mails.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road, and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre: “Keep Off The Grass”.

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said “No change yet.”

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your Count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

23. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! 

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Comments

  1. Bethany Elizabeth says

    July 28, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Those were great – thanks for posting! 🙂 I especially liked 18. 😀

    Reply
  2. Melissa Gill says

    July 28, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    I love puns!

    Reply
  3. Deeds says

    July 28, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    those gave me a great chuckle! Thanks for posting them.

    Reply
  4. Nicole MacDonald says

    July 28, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @ Bethany & Deeds – no prob! The occasional funny post is a good thing *grin* and now I have to hunt for a Darwin Award for the month *mwahahah* (my evil laugh ;p)
    @ Melissa – ditto!

    Reply
  5. laughingwolf says

    July 28, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    *groan*

    Reply
  6. Kerrin says

    July 28, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    very good, had a good giggle

    Reply
  7. Vicki Rocho says

    July 29, 2010 at 4:39 am

    FABULOUS! I love me a good pun!

    Reply
  8. Mr Monkey says

    July 30, 2010 at 3:11 am

    these were funny
    Mr Monkey

    Reply

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