Enjoy people *grin* and many thanks to BE for her entertaining e-mails. 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be … [Read more...]
A fun one! What’s your ‘If I won lotto’ plan?
Here are some questions with my answers and I’d really love to hear your answers – this is my fav game to play when I’m stuck on the train and not wanting to read/write etc. Do you need to be a millionaire? How much would be your ideal win?I think 3 million would be nice, enough to be able to sort ourselves out for life and still be able to help everyone else out (family/friends etc). It’d be invested for several months before we saw much if any of it! What would be the first three things you’d buy (and this is the purely selfish question!! Just for yourself we’re talking about … [Read more...]